A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a recently opened cannibal restaurant. Feeling very hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu: Broiled Businessman Rs.50.00: Baked Housewife Rs.100.00: Fried Politician Rs.1000.00. The troubled cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why is there such a huge price difference for the politician?" The waiter replied, "Sir, have you ever tried to clean a politician?"
I laughed aloud when Rumesh told me the above joke. He asked me, "Do you know who the author of this joke is?" I said, "I have no idea."